“We know what a person thinks not when he tells"

Personal statement

Gene’s personal statement that will get me into school:

To whom it may concern,

MURDER. Did I get your attention? Good. Attention grabbing is one of my many abilities. My name is Sonam Patel, or is it? Misdirection is another talent of mine, but I’ll get to that later. The truth is I don’t give two shits about you or your medical school. I know everything there is to know about everything, so as far as I’m concerned you can suck balls for days, I doesn’t bother me. Woah now, slow your roll, I’m obviously kidding good sir or madam, I was just displaying more of my misdirection skills, as promised earlier. I’m very good at keeping my word, plus I find it helpful to mess with the reader, you know? Rough ‘em up a bit? Yeah I bet you know, you sure do. 

It would be the highest honor in the observable universe (which is about 13.7 billion light years, I’m very good with facts too) to attend your fine institution. I would literally sell my mother to you if you let me in. Misdirection? No, you idiot. My mom is for sale, for the low price of my admission into your establishment. What can I bring to the table? Well, if your table isn’t full already I’ll just serve you another helping of sawesome (Sonam + Awesome, copyrighted already sukka). 

Sonam Patel, regarded as not unintelligent, revered for her undying love of people… who aren’t sick and gross… ewwww. Admired by some, hated by none (who are still alive), acknowledged as above the below average, and considered by one to be semi-attractive. All hail Sonam Patel!! Hehe, sit down reader, no need to get excited yet, I’m not even (technically) admitted. But you can help, you can help me, you can help you, you can help those around you, by admitting me, Sonam Mother Fucking Patel into your school!

Thank you for your time. 

Sonam Patel
c0ldBlo0d3dgirlp0wer@plowyamom.org

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pen palz

Recently, a friend shared his thoughts on chivalry and essentially guffawed at those who do not believe it is dead.  I am thrilled to be living in a world promoting equality of both men and women, however I can’t help but pick out the gaps in this system.  The American woman has come a long way from the 1300’s, but it seems as though the chivalry is the only practice abandoned by men.  Male egotism contributing to both confidence and dominance seems to be non-dissipative. Still today, men are quick to pass judgement on those women who ask men out on dates, buy men drinks at a bar, or even indulge in sexual behavior.  These behaviors are still regarded as unconventional; in fact, males being uncomfortable with these behaviors is what is preventing anymore progress.  For the sake of playing Devil’s advocate, it is not surprising why many women expect men to pay the dinner bill;  the man insists on playing the dominant role (by asking the woman out, etc), consequently leading the subservient woman to “lean” on the male for defense, money,etc.  Male dominance has caused such a large hindrance that even centuries later we are still only on the brink of progressing politically. Women have evidently progressed in numerous ways since the 1300’s, but need men to let go of their egotism. It is unfair to have women be independent in only ways that are convenient for men.  We’re ready to progress when you are, it’s your move guys.

*Also:  As much as I enjoy paying for dinner, buy ing my own drink, and warding off creepy guys on my own- I find it extremely refreshing when men are traditional in the most harmless of ways.  For instance, holding the door open for me,  asking if I need help lugging my suitcase, and just being friendly without any motives is…too rare.

in response to: chivalry vs equality

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people

inconsiderate, prying, rude, selfish.

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